“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

BBC, telling it how it is

adam1dmichaelxx:

This part though. :’) xx #stevecarell #michaelscott #theoffice #pambeesley #jennafischer #lol #love

srsfunny:

Doggy Stark…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

nextlol:

Scum Bag Teacher Picking On The Loner
http://nextlol.tumblr.com/

allthatyouneed:

so this guy at my school wears a cereal box as a backpack

edit: he’s not even black so stop haha omg

buzzfeedrewind:

How Uncle Jesse wished Uncle Joey a happy birthday this year.

duuuuuuuuumb:

TOM HANKS MY ANGEL

feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store

but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon

i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen